Week 3. After clicking the link, hillarity did not ensue.

Pencil = in place. (between nose and lip)
Average rating = 1.1

Dear Mother,

College is really hard for me to deal with. I'm glad that you helped me pick my course scheduel, I wouldn't have been able to do it without you. Doing my homework is easy, so academics is not a problem. The living conditions are great! (Except for when my roommate leaves, and I'm alone.) It's just too hard for me to keep a balance between social life and academics. I can never decide what parties to go to. I can never decide what to write my essays about. I can never decide whether or not I should sleep around. I always go to my friends for help, they are such great people. They give me advice and accept me for who I am. One time, they made me run in front of a bus so that I could officialy be a part of the group.

I just want to be back home where people can always be there for me and help me make decisions. College sucks.

Love,

Your son,

Vikas.